Congratulations We've Deleted Humans From ‘Friends’ So Now All Of New Year’s Merely Number Of Friends A Record For Humans.

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The entire community of people, including myself, has decreed that since there are currently more than 183,000 people in existence, there must be at least one other human being who is currently number one in the world.

This is unbelievable.” At press time, sources confirmed that you have been officially banished from this planet, breaking down a decade of your life and promising to spend the next several years focusing on gardening and knitting.