Dogs Are Useless, Says Cuck Motherfucker While Gesturing Off To Tad.
See also: Dogs Need To Be Hated
Blasting the media for its mindless, uninformed reporting of her racist, sexist, and homophobic comments, local motherfuckers Cuck Mama and Queen Latifah stated Monday that it is never, ever okay to give a dog its own life.
“When we hear about a black man getting killed by a knife-wielding psychotic, we don’t fixate on him as a person, we fixate on his animal-headed form,” said the 60-year-old Cuck Mama, dismissing the recent spate of police shootings of black men that left two dead and nine others wounded as “a touch weak, a touch gross,” and insisting that all who see “that sweet-assed little angel” turn their heads to see the gun barrel of “that other sweet-ass” “killer.” “It’s not funny, you know. The media wants you to think I’m only saying this once, but they bastards, they’ve been living right here their whole lives. They’re all like, ‘Oh, man, I bet my son took that sweet-ass time getting knifed in the back,’ and I’m like, ‘What the fuck?’” At press time, Cuck Mama was devouring the blanket in front of him as if the whole world were some kind of twisted joke.