’ Says Owner Of Shitty Estate.

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Wincing at the thought of how utterly repulsive the man would be to live with such reprehensible people, local man Brian MacKinnon confirmed Thursday that his dogs cannot be nice.

“They’re such fucking slobs,” said MacKinnon, adding that the owners of the rather lovely property where he lives and works “must be dog people” or “reactionary animals.” “They’re all habitual bitches, and no one in particular is supposed to be doing this.” At press time, MacKinnon was idling his car near his new puppy’s apartment and silently staring at it.