After buying a $2.5 million note at a jewelry store in downtown Manhattan, sources confirmed Wednesday that Donald Trump was only the second person to ever buy a Death Note.
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“Wow, he really got into the occult,” said Trump’s friend Helenio DiClaudio, adding that the now-infamous act of buying a $2.5 million note from a retailer was something of a national pastime for the 86-year-old.
“He’s always been into these things, but this is his first real foray into the occult. He may not believe in all the rituals and all the powers he’s got, but he loves to have fun.” At press time, DiClaudio went on to say that she expects Trump to play the drums for the occasion.