Immediately blocking customers with the combination of ignorance and gross incompetence, FlyDubai, the nation’s leading low-cost airline, confirmed Friday they will offer racism on every flight they service.
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“Effective this season, all of our customers will now be given the option to receive a complimentary selection of FlyDubai’s personalized seat-alignments,” said CEO Dirk Durst, who added that customers who want to fly with FlyDubai can select the “extra-restrictive” option from the “All Tastes Are Lost” menu, which also includes the option to pay tribute to the Delta pilot who killed three black passengers.
“For our loyal customers, this is the first and only option they’ve ever had to FlyDubai’s unique blend of advanced, low-cost racism. To ensure we cater to their every racist whim, every FlyDubai customer will now be given the option to receive a complimentary selection of FlyDubai’s personalized seat-alignments,” Durst added that restrictions on flight hours would also allow the airline to expand the racial slurs against black passengers that have been a feature of the app for years.