News Bot Is Some Bullshit.
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Offering a rare behind-the-scenes glimpse into their daily lives, producers of News Bot Channel admitted Thursday that their network is some kind of “bullshit.” “It is so irritating to constantly have to send someone to go over to Roger Ailes’ house to fix something on his television,” said News Bot senior White House correspondent Scott Horsley, adding that he spends half his day dealing with people trying to get ahead of the story while Horsley is in the house.
“Driving all the way to the 11th hour just to make sure he has the proper lighting setup is fucking unbearable. And it doesn’t get any worse when you have to send someone home for the night because they screwed the wrong monitor.” At press time, Horsley confirmed that he is one of the few members of the broadcast network who actually listens to the 10-year-long broadcast of The Five, the other being Chuck Todd.