Minecraft Horse Was Killed At Resale Party For Attempting To Make Money Off Heroine.
A local horse was shot dead Thursday in a resale party for the first time in recent history, sparking a multi-billion dollar industry in the lucrative industry of buying and selling beautiful horses.
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"It’s pretty sad that this little horse died that day," said Reshma, a nine-year-old female Tibetan rhinoceros, who was amongst dozens of female Tibetan horse riders who jumped on the same bandwagon to ride home as the individual they liked.
"They always seem to think they have to impress the person they’re with, even though they know they’re much nicer and more charming.” At press time, the nation’s foremost Yao Ming expert, known for his sharp wit and amiable demeanor, announced that the galloping horses were not meant to be.