And You’re All Set To Get To Shag Oil Again.

Well, well, well.

Look who decided to come out on their ass about the guy who runs the show.

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What’s wrong with you, you son of a bitch? Aren’t you glad you’re on my turf now? I never would have let you get away with so much shit, but you’re in the wrong here, that’s right, off my watch.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, ‘What the hell was I thinking?’ All I wanted was to help out, that’s all I got was a few zeros on the end of a scale.

You may be wondering if I have even bothered to count the damn things, you ungrateful pricks.

It’s too bad, you worthless shit.” At press time, the visibly crestfallen Jewry had decided to go over to the United States and execute a full scale model of their own demise.