The results of a study released Thursday by researchers at the University of Kansas have confirmed that, yes, we are indeed shitting on you, white people.

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“We discovered significant evidence that white people are now completely fucking lame,” said lead researcher Gary Miller, adding that the data confirmed they are just full of shit and you should feel sorry for them.

“Quite simply, we found that the more minority groups you get, the more white people you’ve fucked. And we fucking told you to fuck off, but you didn’t listen, you white bitch.” At press time, the researchers had added that, in a bizarre twist of events, they had never expected their experiment to go so smoothly, but that didn’t matter, because now the experiment was over and they could move on with their lives.