’s Life To Prevent Him From Getting Any Media Coverage At All.

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“When I saw that News Bot anchor go for a second story, I knew I had to make an intervention. I told Ben Shapiro that the only way to save his career was to physically remove him from journalism,” said Trump, adding that the provocateur had “got off the wall” after receiving a number of threatening voicemails from his supervisors accusing him of being a paranoid schizophrenic.

“Unfortunately, Mr. Shapiro agreed to reduce his sentence to a few months in prison, which was fine by me, but it would have been nice to see someone actually do something after that. I mean, I’m not the type who needs constant reminders that I’m in charge.” The president acknowledged that he was less than thrilled about the prospect of having his security clearance revoked for suggesting that if he were president, he could de-list any news organizations he disliked.