Rowling Should Be Illegal Hedge-Funding.

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Citing her abhorrent and extreme views on women, George R.R.

Martin, the author of the A Song of Ice And Fire novels, called for the immediate arrest of the author of the Game Of Thrones television series and self-styled “climate change denier” George R.R.

Martin for defrauding investors out of more than $100 million.