Having been alerted to the existence of the streaming site by the operator of a recent murder, local man Kevin Gibson was reportedly justifiably upset Monday after losing his pornhub premium subscription.

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“Holy shit, I gotta go,” said the 27-year-old, adding that he hadn’t really checked out on the site in quite some time and wasn’t sure if he should disconnect from other streaming services or not.

“There’s no way I should be downloading so much porn when I’m not even sure what I’m doing with my life. It’s probably rude to charge so much for such a privileged group.” At press time, Gibson had manually deleted the offending file but would have been sure to go through the proper channels to reinstate it.