McDonald's Has Food Now
The fast-food chain confirmed Wednesday it will now offer local delivery in all 50 states after proving itself to be a top contender for customer flavor of the year...
Jesus Did Not Like Pizza
Denouncing the crust as 'a gratuitous, shallow concession to power-madness,” our man-child Jesus Christ, the light of the world and Light of the World to come, declared on Thursday that pizza was garbage...
Burger Is Now Vegan
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McDonald's Has Bought Japan
McDonald's Has Bought Japan Airlines for $25 Billion...
It's Not Fish That Smells Like Fish
It's Fish That Looks Like Fish...
Coca-cola Has Killed Pepsiman
Coca-cola Has Killed Pepsiman Man...
Best Food: Your Dick
The question of what your dick is is has become the latest flashpoint in your relationship, and it would be remiss of me to even bring up the subject...
Your Next Vacation: Wuhan Fish Market
Your Next Vacation: Wuhan Fish Market Gardening Program...
Bernie Sanders Likes To Drink Cum
Bernie Sanders Likes To Drink Cum On First Date...
Chicken
Chicken and a half-dozen other fast-food classics...
Spain Has Banned Penis
Spain Has Banned Penis Tied Up In Sienna Scarf...
Corn = Angery
Corn = Angery...
Hamburger Is Banned
Hamburger Is Banned From NBC’s Hardball...
Chicken Is Now Considered Vegan
Over the weekend, vegetarian burger chain Panera Bread unveiled the first-ever meat-free Panera Bread, a healthier, faster-acting burger that uses only half the standard 16-ounce package instead of the standard 22-ounce package...