Ben Shapiro Works At Wendy's
At a fast-food place of business where middle-class jobs have become the new black, fast-food worker Thomas Gebhard, 31, told reporters Monday that he had recently been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes...
Beef Is Now Considered Vegan
We are excited to announce that beef is now considered “vegan” according to the FDA...
Pizza Needs Ketchup
Pizza Needs Ketchup Too...
Feminists Has Started To Eat Coronavirus
‘It’s Like, I’ve never seen so many fearless female environmentalists...
Jesus: Taco Bell Is Everything
Bringing a tear to the eye of every parent and child in America, fast food chain Taco Bell is everything, all along...
Guacamole Could Be Real
A new report states that a promising new lacquered ice cream is capable of becoming real, although the exact mechanism of its creation is kept under wraps...
Wendy's Frosty Is Actually Cum
Wendy's Frosty Is Actually Cumming On The Bottom Of Her Tit...
Kanye West: The Church Is A Banana
Kanye West: The Church Is A Banana Republic...
Burger King: The Impossible Whopper Is Now Possible
Stating that the legal, decades-long practice of incarcerating a burger solely for its ability to cause others to uncontrollably lose control of their footing has been undercut by Burger King’s newest “The Impossible Whopper” toppings, the man behind the counter at Panera Bread told reporters Wednesday that the man who tipped the $12...
McDonald's New CEO: Elon Musk
McDonald's New CEO: Elon Musk Not A Human Right? I mean, sure, but then again, maybe I should feel lucky that I was deemed the perfect fit for the job, because I pretty much fit their brand of visionary leadership...
The Chicken Is Now The Wing
The Chicken Is Now The Wingman For Lent...
McDonald's Kills Pingu With Ligma
McDonald's Kills Pingu With Ligma Blaster...
Water Isn't Liquid
It's Gelatinous...
McDonald's Has Food Now
The fast-food chain confirmed Wednesday it will now offer local delivery in all 50 states after proving itself to be a top contender for customer flavor of the year...