Bernie Sanders Likes To Drink Cum On First Date.
Saying he’s not sure if the act is really what he wants, local Bernie Sanders told reporters Tuesday that he likes to drink huff on his first date.
“I’m not sure if I’m ready for it, but I’ve been going on now for a while,” said Sanders, who admitted he wasn’t sure if he wanted to ask the woman on his date what she likes to drink before doing so in front of everyone at their party.
“Maybe it’s what he wants. He’s definitely a little nervous—he hasn’t really said anything yet, but it feels like he’s been waiting on me to say something for a while. Maybe I can tell him to just go upstairs and wait while I’m gone.” At press time, Sanders said he felt comfortable sharing his alcoholic spunk with others in case it helped them get over their fear of being alone.