‘I Was Born To Be Wild,’ She Chides Pet Goat Instantly.
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Wincing and shaking her head at the camera, your adoring “RuneScape” girlfriend Rachel Vincent said “I was born to be wild,” as she cowered in the corner of her bedroom and reportedly cried, “I’m so scared,” upon seeing the camera and realizing what she had done.
“My life has been full of trials, but nothing compares to the genuine, unconditional love that Anna, my sweetheart, has displayed throughout our relationship. She’s brave, too, and has guts.” At press time, the horrified video of the goose-stepping band of musicians performing the national anthem at full volume was making the rounds on Facebook, with many viewers claiming that the resulting glory made the entire town run on fire.