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Cops Are Now Illegal, Says Cops
Cops Are Now Illegal, Says Cops Who Are Fucking With You...
Russia Could Be Next
Russia Could Be Next Victims Of American Electors...
Trump Does Not Like America
’ Tearfully Reaffirms Trump’s Core Principles Of Narcissism, Cautiousness, And Devotion...
Beautiful
Beautiful Day...
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Reduce the number of hours you can spend sleeping each night by at least 15 percent...
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Life Is Not Real, Says Scientist
Life Is Not Real, Says Scientist Who’s Always Writing Check...
Trump Will Now Be Called Frank
Trump Will Now Be Called Frank Lecce...
This Is A Cat
This Is A Cataclysmic Event,” according to the official account of the Puerto Rico earthquake and subsequent Cataclysmic Event, a series of cataclysmic events that left thousands dead and many more injured in the most devastating stretch of the planet’s recorded history...
McDonald's Has Food Now
The fast-food chain confirmed Wednesday it will now offer local delivery in all 50 states after proving itself to be a top contender for customer flavor of the year...
Dogs Cannot Be Nice
’ Says Owner Of Shitty Estate...
God Is No Longer God
In the wake of the completion of the seven-hour journey to his hometown, God, Our Holy Father, announced Monday that He is now instead Lord of the Underworld and will be forever...
Could Trump Be Our Savior?
Could Trump Be Our Savior? Yes, indeed...