It was nice of them to finally say goodbye and get real, but I’m not getting that same old shit,” said the teary-eyed resident, adding that, yes, his old neighborhood was still scarred and tattered, but there’s no way he was going to forgive himself for being such a “animal” during the 10 years he was married. “I was so committed to her that I didn’t even think to ask about the divorce when I was so drunk I almost killed her.

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God, I was so naive.

I wanted her to be happy, but I really, really wanted her to be great.” At press time, the man who sobbed at the bottom of his phone was no longer able to be himself around his ex-wife.