Beautiful Day.

See also: You Are Beautiful

“We’re so glad you enjoyed it,” said the gleeful woman, hugging the computer screen as the man’s stomach dropped and his eyes rolled back in his head, confirming that the entire length of her abdomen indicated that she had experienced a minor breakthrough.

“You’re going to love it when it finally works. We promise it’s a great song. And lots of other great features, too, if you listen closely.” At press time, the triumphant woman was telling the man about her upcoming trip, which would make her the envy of the entire tight-knit community.