Do You Also Have The Big Sexy? Is it? I know you’ve been in a bunch of big, bad places, and I know I’m always here for you, even if I’m only been on Earth for a few billion years.

But I should probably inform you that your identity is a secret too, and that I don’t give a shit.

Well, I’ve always been interested in who you are, so maybe it's important to me that you’re old and grey and in love with me.” At press time, the love child had revealed that its mother was an amazing, wonderful woman who would do anything in her power to bring it back to its rightful place.