Learn Control Learn Control Learn Control Learn Control Here You Go,” said Mahoney, urging all viewers of the PBS documentary to rewind the tape several times and listen carefully to the sounds of the women’s athletic poses, the energy she uses during her three-minute workout, and the mysterious wet sounds she adds to the mix. “Remember, all of the sudden, I’m going to start manifesting my true self? It’s almost too much.

Honestly, I’m scared right now.” At press time, Mahoney had taken a turn for the worse after her DNA was sequenced and her future father-figure appeared on the DNA test as a rat.