Men Are The Best Mothersfucking Fucking Here.

Noting several similarities between their behavior and his own, sources confirmed Friday that the man who will soon be sentenced to life in prison for murdering a 7-year-old girl has some serious shit on his house.

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“Listen, he’s a pretty good-for-nothing, like the rest of them, and he’s spent the last couple years just sitting around doing nothing all along,” said neighbor Janet Karas, adding that the man who will be the youngest person ever put to death admitted he probably should have done the killing years ago.

“The fact that he’s sitting there with a belt and the kids in his lap and they’re both wearing little tops and combs, that’s some level of reprehensible behavior.” At press time, the father of the slain girl told reporters that he knew what he was doing was wrong, but Karas went on to say that he didn’t even think of punishing him for it.