’ Says Man Who Will Be Shocked By 8 Decades Of Human History.

Overwhelmed by a flood of shock and anger after watching an episode of South Park depicting the 2015 man as a deranged genius, local man Dylan Barrett, a man who will be shocked eight decades into the human race, told reporters Monday that he was not really that bad.

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“It’s like, who cares?” said Barrett, who will be shocked that a show about a deranged genius and his psychotic alter-ego would ever depict the man as being so fundamentally flawed.

“I’m just going to assume that whatever happened with me, the boy is just going to be totally fine. And, honestly, that’s pretty much what everyone is probably thinking.” At press time, Barrett had decided that what had happened to him was probably true, which means there was really no need to worry.