“I’ll admit it, I got mixed up with the wrong people and I did some bad stuff, so this is what I get,” said the 32-year-old, adding that the bundle of cards, which also comes with a custom-layered “love you” poster, was a perfect example of the hard-to-track, spotty metadata that could make an otherwise stellar collection of art very expensive.

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“Is $30 for a bunch of fucking statistics that you can get from the internets? That’s a lot of work, you know. And you don’t even get to see the deck.” At press time, the hacker was feeling utterly disgusted and embarrassed after his opponent brought home another bunch of “exactly the sort of thing you wanted.”