Overwhelmed by a flood of pure and utter confusion regarding the nature of love, overwhelmed by a flood of pure and utter confusion concerning the nature of curiosity, you may think yourself at ease concerning the mystery woman currently occupying the home office of an Internet company executive.

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“What the hell is wrong with her? I mean, she’s not even going to say ‘I’m available for a romantic evening,’ so what the hell happened here?” Inquirers may also have thought themselves into the predicament of being single and completely incapable of experiencing true affection for another human being.