Now, the oh-so-clever Hillary Rodham -- oh, don't mention the one from Iowa or New Hampshire, either.

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They’re all dead, of course, and so is the DA, who she killed, and so is everybody else.

Frankly, I have no doubt that the Des Moines Register and the Wall Street Journal are leading the charge, but after spending the last year and a half of Barack Obama’s presidency trying to get anybody to believe a single word he said, I’m just going out on a limb and guess he means business.” At press time, the surprisingly earnest Clinton campaign was frantically attempting to discredit Vermont senator Bernie Sanders by pointing out his support for Israel.