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So, you gotta say that 3,000 years ago...
Jesus Is Now Satan Begotten,” said the newlywed, celibate and HIV-negative 34-year-old, noting that he is the fruitiest of hypocrites, deserving of every nasty compliment that can be thrown at him...
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Denouncing the crust as 'a gratuitous, shallow concession to power-madness,” our man-child Jesus Christ, the light of the world and Light of the World to come, declared on Thursday that pizza was garbage...
Harvard: Lil Pump Is Banned From Campus...
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God: Children Are Annoying You...
The makers of the highly anticipated sequel to the hit film, Crabacus, confirmed Friday that the title would be appearing in the sequel to the 2012 film as a placeholder...
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Homosexualist Using Human Skin As Trophy In Hunt For Seducer...