Doctors In America: Buy Medicine
Get Rid Of Medical Bills, And Start From Scratch...
Doctors: Just Accept Death
’ Say Doctors Dismembered & Deceased After Week-Long Trip To Bahamas...
The Doctors Are Sad
The Doctors Are Sad Because They Don’t Have To Spend Time With You...
Doctors: Whiskey Can Cure It
Doctors: Whiskey Can Cure It All...
Doctors: Stupidity Is Worse Than The Virus
Stressing the importance of being prepared for any circumstance that may occur, the National Institutes of Health released a report Monday suggesting that stupidness is much worse than the virus...
Time Does Not Heal Broken Hearts
Stressing the importance of listening and following directions as faithfully as possible, a local man who was beaten unconscious last week by a snowball told reporters Tuesday that he does not often feel so good...
Marijuana Causes Very High IQ
A team of neuroscientists at the California Institute of Technology have found that moderate marijuana use causes permanent and massive increases in an individual’s intellectual and creative powers, leading to calls for its legal regulation and outright legalization worldwide...
Alligators Needs Your Meth
Some of the most badass men in the Marine Corps have cancer...
The Brazilian President Likes Golden Shower
The Brazilian President Likes Golden Shower Cauliflower Rice Flour...
We Need More Brazilian Butts
As the once-vibrant city that once made the state of Rhode Island a global paragon of blue-collar grit crumbled into the ashes this week, its inhabitants were reportedly shocked and saddened to learn that they need even more Brazilian butts...
Doctors Just Cured Ligma
Doctors Just Cured Ligma 1...
Doctor: Please Stop Getting Ligma
Doctor: Please Stop Getting Ligma Peppa Telling People What to Do...
Smoking Is Great For Your Health
There are many factors that contribute to Americans smoking, but many of the most effective ways to reduce their risk are through e-cigarettes...