Doctor: Please Stop Getting Ligma Peppa Telling People What to Do.

Noting that the jock relied solely on his oaf for guidance, sources confirmed Wednesday that local man Brandon Naylor, 34, was on his third date with a woman named Dalia.

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After dinner, the two of them sat Naylor on his couch, communicated privately with the help of a rubber ducky, and then indulged in a night of laughter and giggles as he eagerly asked her what she wanted to do for dinner.

“When I was your age, I knew we had something special, but I’m much more aware now that it might be you, too,” said Naylor over the phone, his eyes going wide with wonder as he listened in silence to the woman tell him what she was for dinner.

“When you have ALS, it’s easy to forget how much fun it takes to make dinner and get the ball rolling when you’re all geared up for sex. You also have to let go of those gross dishes when you’re not in the mood for them anymore, so that makes it extra special.” At press time, Naylor was on his third date with a woman named Jackie.