The Doctors Are Sad Because They Don’t Have To Spend Time With You.

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Realizing something needed to change before it was too late, the cast of ABC’s The Big Bang Theory was reportedly sad Monday because they don’t have to spend time with their patient child.

“I don’t know how we reconcile our professional and personal lives, to be honest,” said theoretical physicist Grant Morrison, adding that the two of them “just don’t have the time to get to the chemistry stage together, let alone spend time making each other laugh or cry.” “We’ve been friends for so long now that I think she’s finally going to find out she’s bipolar, but I don’t know if I can hold back the tears anymore.” At press time, Morrison told reporters he’s “just going to hold it until she cries” in case she wanted to be there for the funeral.