McDonald's Has Food Now
The fast-food chain confirmed Wednesday it will now offer local delivery in all 50 states after proving itself to be a top contender for customer flavor of the year...
Jesus Did Not Like Pizza
Denouncing the crust as 'a gratuitous, shallow concession to power-madness,” our man-child Jesus Christ, the light of the world and Light of the World to come, declared on Thursday that pizza was garbage...
Burger Is Now Vegan
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Doctors In America: Buy Medicine
Get Rid Of Medical Bills, And Start From Scratch...
McDonald's Has Bought Japan
McDonald's Has Bought Japan Airlines for $25 Billion...
It's Not Fish That Smells Like Fish
It's Fish That Looks Like Fish...
Doctors: Just Accept Death
’ Say Doctors Dismembered & Deceased After Week-Long Trip To Bahamas...
The Doctors Are Sad
The Doctors Are Sad Because They Don’t Have To Spend Time With You...
Doctors: Whiskey Can Cure It
Doctors: Whiskey Can Cure It All...
Coca-cola Has Killed Pepsiman
Coca-cola Has Killed Pepsiman Man...
Doctors: Stupidity Is Worse Than The Virus
Stressing the importance of being prepared for any circumstance that may occur, the National Institutes of Health released a report Monday suggesting that stupidness is much worse than the virus...
Best Food: Your Dick
The question of what your dick is is has become the latest flashpoint in your relationship, and it would be remiss of me to even bring up the subject...
Your Next Vacation: Wuhan Fish Market
Your Next Vacation: Wuhan Fish Market Gardening Program...
Bernie Sanders Likes To Drink Cum
Bernie Sanders Likes To Drink Cum On First Date...