We All Need A Goth Girlfriend Right Now.

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It’s painfully obvious that you two are meant to be, but you might be feeling better about it because now every time you look up from your laptop, I do.

It’s like, ‘Okay, then, what do you think?’ No one said anything about your prospective suitor, but I kinda feel like you two are kind of hiding from me.” At press time, the insecurities of humanity had finally been appeased by a hottie who said she knew exactly whom she was going to meet at the dance.