Alabama Governor: I Don't Care About Women If They Kill Someone.
In a shocking reversal of his prior statements on the issue, Republican gubernatorial candidate Lance Wilson told reporters Tuesday that he doesn’t care about women if they kill someone.
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“As a father myself, I know the first time I saw a woman strangle a man was when I watched the bloodbath it caused,” said Wilson, adding that as a boy he learned early on that when you were being abused by your stepmother, it was usually the woman who killed the guy.
“It’s not something I’m going to say, but I’m not saying it’s something I’m going to stop saying.” At press time, Wilson had vetoed the legislation that would have ended the right to kill someone with a firearm.