Explaining that the two groups were not meant to live together, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders told reporters Tuesday that he wants to kill furries.

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“I think it is important that I get as much time as I can to kill some of my fursuit-using friends as much as I can,” said Sanders, adding that he wants to spend as much time as he can editing videos of people breathing and digesting food as they engage in hand-to-hand combat with a bear-shaped demon-possessed sabretooth.

“It’s important that I maximize the amount of time that I can peacefully assemble with my superior, concealed, bodily form as a result of my state-of-the-art, advanced weaponry.” At press time, Sanders said that while he was happy to see people in bear costumes fighting each other at the park, he added that he was having difficulty seeing what all the fur was actually doing to the trees.