Brazil Has Been Winning World Cups For Years, But It Kind Of Gets To Be Like That.

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been obsessed with the United States.

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Every time I see them on the field, it brings a tear to my eye.

But I know it’s all part of being a parent.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling especially proud, I think, ‘Oh my god, I did so-and-so.’ U.S. Soccer Federation