Brazil Is The Void Of Compassionate Feelings.

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The leaders of Argentina, Brazil, Mexico, and El Salvador held a press conference Monday to announce that they have officially adopted the slogan “The nation is the Void of Compassionate Feelings,” a play on words that evokes the three Rs of the Agony-Bonding movement and seeks to explain why weeps of all varieties and degrees of human misery are created and maintained.