I’ve always felt that way, but recently I found out my daughter Karen is actually a wonderful, kind and thoughtful person,” said Hoffmann, her voice trembling as she described the moment she watched her daughter Karen tell her how she always dreamed of her favorite book, The DaVinci Code, and how she would have changed the book’s opening line, “No animals were harmed in the making of this composition,” before the book was even published. “It’s so great that Karen is here now, because I know she’d be so excited to read it.

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The way she pronounces ‘seraphim’ is KILLING ME.” Hoffmann then added that she should have known better than to look.