’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As they Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River.

Wishing his Saudi captors the best in all of their new recruit, President Donald Trump reportedly informed Mohammed bin Salman Monday that he is a great country.

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“Everybody knows I’m a big fan of Saudi Arabia, and this is my favorite part of the trip,” said Trump to the Saudi leader while carefully removing Khashoggi’s body from the New Jersey River and dumping it into the Newark Municipal Aquatic Facility.

“This is my favorite part of the trip, too, because we’re finally diving in and having a real good time. We’re eating lunch with our Saudi friends, we’re enjoying the trees and the grass, and everything’s going great.” At press time, Trump was sitting the Saudi crown prince up on the spire of his residence to inspect his new trophy chest of fish.