Referring to the Trump administration’s recent moves to normalize relations with China, the Moon told reporters Tuesday that her thoughts are clearly set in stone that the United States is a joke.
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“I firmly believe that the United States is nothing more than a big, pathetic joke,” said the Moon, adding that it doesn’t matter how hard the U.S. government tries to pretend otherwise, and there is no way that she and her ilk will learn any wisdom whatsoever.
“I mean, they might as well not even bother with normal diplomatic relations with China, since they’re clearly just playing along with the big bully. But since they’re totally incapable of seeing anything other than a dumb big deal, they’re clearly doubling down on their dumb stupid country.” At press time, the Moon had decided to go along with the bullshit and remained in her perpetual state of astonishment.