com is pleased to announce the successful launch of our new Onion Social platform, which enables users to be simultaneously entertained and inspired by the world around them.

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Users can feel free to copy and paste keywords into the address bar of our website, receive a personalized URL that reflects the true spirit of America, and immediately start dancing with the robots!” At press time, representatives from Onion Social confirmed that the site had been visited by over 130,000 users who had taken the time to write their own deathbed testimonial.