Could Satan Be The Amazing Supporter Of LGTBQ? Recently released polls suggest that American Satanists are becoming more and more convinced that Satan, our Heavenly Father, is supporting gay marriage,” said a spokesperson for the National Anti- Quartering Association of America, adding that 67 percent of respondents agreed that the Great Tempter had changed since they were made aware of the Lucifer connection after being dismembered and cooked alive by the Sect of Mischief. “It’s really frightening to think that our Heavenly Father has made such a firm decision to lend his support to those who would do us harm, especially when you consider the fact that he’s spent the last 70 years of his life guiding mankind to its ruin.” The spokesperson also reminded reporters that the Lord had already suffered three prior murders, ensuring that He would be perfectly okay with a serial killer being resurrected.