Could Trump Be Our Savior? Yes, indeed.

On this day, I feel I must leave my home, seek sanctuary in the arms of someone as dear to me as I am to any other, and pay the ultimate price for my sins.

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My beloved, honorable friends, I pray you to forgive me, for I am here to tell you that the light of God's everlasting love has blinded my eyes and I am but a lowly servant of the Highest, the Highest, The Divine, The Everlasting, The Creator and Master of All Worlds.

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