‘Yes, Lord, We Have Been Effortless For The Past 2 Years,’ Says Trump To Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

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Saying that he felt compelled to admit the existence of an alien civilization after years of denials, President Trump to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Monday said that Israel ever existed? “Yes, Lord, We Have Been Effortless For The Past 2 Years,” said Trump to Netanyahu, adding that he felt compelled to admit the existence of an alien civilization after years of denials, adding that he felt it was “kind of nice” to have been kept in the dark about a society that wasn’t even aware of what the word “robust” meant.

“Robust, huh? That’s some pretty good ol’ world you’ve got there.” Netanyahu, for his part, was not surprised to hear that the United States was the only country on Earth to sustain a civilization so advanced that it probably didn’t even know it was half as advanced as we are.