I’ve seen enough zygotes to know that some youngsters are wired that way,” said the Lord Almighty, adding that He was pleased at least one of the recently deceased members of the royal family had been willing to try new foods. “I get it, there is some sort of a thing going on down there.

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That’s why I came up with the idea to feed them.

It might be nice to have one or two more members, just so they don’t have to deal with all the same old shit.” At press time, God had been called in for an interview with Parvati Ramose, the widow of World Series winner Ken Griffey, who confirmed He was indeed a genius.