And We Plan To Destroy Him.

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Well, I’ll admit it—America is evil, and we plan to destroy him,” said Trump in a televised address to provide more ammunition to his supporters who believe the nation is overrun by perverts and rapists who are simply looking for an easy target. “I’ll be damned if the United States government will ever be anything more than an evil, destructive force intent on causing misery and death to its subjects.

That’s why we are taking the fight to the Kremlin, and we intend to rout him from his headquarters in Moscow.” At press time, Trump’s advisors were reportedly attempting to calm him down by reminding him that there was virtually no chance of a counterattack from the White House.