When I look out my office window, I see nothing but dead leaves and branches everywhere, so to be honest, it feels like we are living the American dream,” said Trump, adding that when he looks out his office window, he sees “the whole world in great, beautiful colors,” reads the newspaper, and then retires to his office, where he can enjoy “the fruits of my labor.” “When I go out to walk my dog, I don’t think, ‘Oh, that’s the dream,’ but 'cause I’m going to be so damn lucky to get to watch all my old coworkers fail in their 20s and 30s, I’m sure it must be so amazing.

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To hear that your country allows you to shoot guns and use them to shoot other people, that’s some national treasure.” After concluding the American people live in a land where guns and guns almost always fly unhinged, the president ventured that if his country weren’t for guns, he might never have been able to gun down those people who were holding jobs at the time.