Mexico Has Released Mexico 2 Years After Nervous Breakdown.
In a surprise move that stunned and saddened the nation, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson Tuesday announced the release of Mexico two years after an uncontrollable nervous breakdown.
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“This is a difficult time for everyone, and it is my hope that Mexico will continue to show a sense of tranquility and recovery by remaining in the United States,” said Tillerson, adding that the two countries were able to maintain diplomatic tranquility for the duration of President Trump’s trip despite the unpredictable emotional outbursts that plagued him the entire time.
“Unfortunately, my nerves took an ’erotic’ turn, and it took me a while to regain my composure. I hope that this spurt does not continue any time I’m thinking clearly and rationally.” Tillerson went on to say that he was hoping to avoid a repeat of their December 1998 episode in which the president barely contained his fury and unhinged behavior while trying to get the Mossad to crack down on the drug cartels.