And He’ll Be Fine,’ Says Man Who Will Be Suffering From Twisted Sleeve Of ⅚Hope.

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Full disclosure: I fell under the spell of this sweet and charming woman once I had the chance to meet her, and I do hope to make amends for my sins by standing on the right side of history.

However, there is one particular point I must make clear to any true-blue, patriotic American: that magical woman, the one who brought us together by our common heritage, will be the very last person you ever see.