Trump Will [REDACTED] You Believe Me? We’re asking you to believe in the authenticity of these quotes, which were released by the White House and show you how the [Dwight Eisenhower] administration handled the [Kennedy] assassination.

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Is it really that hard to believe that these are not, in fact, Nixon speaking? That the president is hiding something? That the president is saying that he knows something else? That he’s just trying to help him?