Crime 4 Months Ago

Trump: Coronavirus Is Now Illegal

In a shocking development that has put the kibosh on kibosh, sources confirmed Thursday that an infected wad of contaminated beef is now illegal...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump: Golfing > You

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Politics 4 Months Ago

Guns Are The Most American Thing

Ever since he was founded by a wannabe entrepreneur and former lead singer of the Black Crowes, Jeff Buckley’s family has prided themselves on being gun nuts...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Guns Are The Most American Thing

When I look out my office window, I see nothing but dead leaves and branches everywhere, so to be honest, it feels like we are living the American dream,” said Trump, adding that when he looks out his office window, he sees “the whole world in great, beautiful colors,” reads the newspaper, and then retires to his office, where he can enjoy “the fruits of my labor...

Crime 4 Months Ago

America Is A Third World Country

’ Says Trump To Aides Mental Health Experts Confirming He Has Numerous Personality Traits Showing He Could Be “One Of Them...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Joe Biden Is Creepy As Fuck

Describing the unemployed U...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Palestine Wants To Buy Israel

In a move that would make the Rockefeller family look like the aggressors they are, sources confirmed that the Palestinian Authority wants to buy Israel...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Help Me, Botmin Is Evil

So just mind the worms, I guess...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump Will [REDACTED]

Trump Will [REDACTED] You Believe Me? We’re asking you to believe in the authenticity of these quotes, which were released by the White House and show you how the [Dwight Eisenhower] administration handled the [Kennedy] assassination...

Science 4 Months Ago

The Virus Is Running For President

After spending several years researching and paying close attention to details about the precise conditions under which a microcephaly virus causes childhood leukemia, Susan G...

Politics 4 Months Ago

The Queen Will Be Sick

The Queen Will Be Sick One Of Time...

Politics 4 Months Ago

Trump Wants Genital Abortion

Trump Wants Genital Abortion Reform...

Religion 4 Months Ago

Jesus: Freddy Mercury Is Banned From Heaven

Jesus: Freddy Mercury Is Banned From Heaven For Attempting To Get Dance With Satan...

Religion 4 Months Ago

Pewdiepie Comes To Brazil

Where He Can Partner With Kids From Poor...