Overwhelmed by a flood of relief and anger as you read about the hard-fought battle against unwanted pregnancies, you can imagine our hearts stopping racing faster when you heard about the hard-fought battle against unwanted pregnancies that took place just over a year ago,” your correspondent reported Sunday as the story of your latest abortion attempt was relayed to her by the woman who had recently had a miscarriage...
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” while declaring that he has “no earthly idea” how the national media is controlled by Hollywood special interests...