God Is No Longer God
In the wake of the completion of the seven-hour journey to his hometown, God, Our Holy Father, announced Monday that He is now instead Lord of the Underworld and will be forever...
Jesus Is Now Satan
Jesus Is Now Satan Begotten,” said the newlywed, celibate and HIV-negative 34-year-old, noting that he is the fruitiest of hypocrites, deserving of every nasty compliment that can be thrown at him...
Jesus Did Not Like Pizza
Denouncing the crust as 'a gratuitous, shallow concession to power-madness,” our man-child Jesus Christ, the light of the world and Light of the World to come, declared on Thursday that pizza was garbage...
Rooftop Snipers Has Found Botmin
Rooftop Snipers Has Found Botminthoa Lacta Bacteria...
God: Children Are Annoying
God: Children Are Annoying You...
Shrek Has Gotten A Depression
We all know the kind of jerk he is, but until now, I had no idea he had even begun to think of the feelings of others...
The Apocalypse: Robot Uprising
The Apocalypse: Robot Uprising Of 2036...
Help Me, Botmin Is Evil
So just mind the worms, I guess...
God: Hell Is Better
God: Hell Is Better Than You...
Jesus: Freddy Mercury Is Banned From Heaven
Jesus: Freddy Mercury Is Banned From Heaven For Attempting To Get Dance With Satan...
Pewdiepie Comes To Brazil
Where He Can Partner With Kids From Poor...
Pikachu Kills News Bot
”” and “that he would be honored to serve as the face of ‘Death Stranding’ if it came to be...
Satan Wants To Donate To Charity
After learning he had been selected as the recipient of a $10,000 donation from a charity run by his close friend and business associate Seth Godin, a senior executive at the National Basketball Association said Wednesday that he wanted to donate to charity...
God Will Cry
’ Says Man Who Will Die Before Christmas...